• Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
  • Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
  • Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
  • Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
  • Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
  • Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
  • Drake: Not at all I ju-
  • Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
  • Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
  • Me: You pickin up the tab?
  • Drake: *nods*
  • Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

faggot-terrorist:

sickestambition:

fileformat:

this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

This changed everyone’s game

(Source: artpopstache)

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

oomshi:

is that dick gluten free

kidplant:

"nOT ALL MEN-"

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(Source: puppy95)

kateshields:

Short Frankie drawings #lifedrawing

Figure drawings. I miss being an artist sometimes :(.

spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever

spuandi:

this is literally my favourite snapchat photo set in the history of forever

(Source: aurora-spirit)

sephora:

FOR YOUR MANY MANIS

May your future be filled with awesome nail looks.

Shop Deborah Lippmann at Sephora >

nateygaga:

When Aura ends and Venus starts

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testarossaa …literally me

Dis me. Ready 4 gaga

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run