suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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heyveronica:

OH MY GOD

im crying testarossaa bbloodorange

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evilwitchgirl:

just hold on

liquorandpie:

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

OH MY GOD

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sickomobb:

OhMYGOOOOSDDDDS

GOOD BYE

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khounstipated:

I will never not laugh at this

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lame-waves:

i saved my snapchat story when i woke up from being knocked out and thought i should share it 

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alegbra:

if drake doesn’t complain about the friendzone then you don’t need to either. his pain is greater than yours. count your blessings

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humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

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Did I really jst krash?

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